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What if commercials came true. What I'm saying is this: the next time you flip on the boob tube and see a goofy teen pop a "Gusher" into his mouth, then immediately become a cartoon fruit-head... imagine that being real. Stopped at a red-light, you glance over at the car next to you, hoping it's someone attractive. It's not. It's fruit-head. He must'a had a Gusher. Side note: GUSHERS NEED TO REGAIN THEIR POWER AT THE TOP OF THE GUMMY FOOD CHAIN.

Example numero dos of said scenerio: What if commercials were real life:

1. See: Any happy family commercial. This could be a number of things, but try this one on for size: An Olive Garden commercial (imagine being in the same restaurant as a family of four, all laughing, telling jokes, and passing the salad bowl very very joyfully. Oh, I almost forgot the happy Italian music obviously playing in the background. You're trying to have a business conversation but can't hear yourself think because the Jones family just ordered more bread sticks and then knee-slapped in a gleeful manner.) That would not be a wonderful situation.